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Anon sets a trap (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's because they've been frantically digging at the bottom of the cage, tearing up all the grass. I was trying to catch a groundhog and caught a raccoon instead. Little asshole was the most vicious, savage beast I'd ever seen. He wouldn't even leave after setting it free, he turned around and death glared at me before finally running off.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

It just wanted a hug, s'all.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You won this round, human, but watch your back.