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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 170 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My colleague's lad has randomly started telling anyone who will listen: "my mum's getting new boobies".

This lady is in fact not getting new boobies, and they're both at a loss as to why the kid has suddenly decided that, and why he has chosen to announce it.

Legend.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

4d chessmaster psyop by the father

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

"Can't have people thinking my kid is a liar!"

-mom

She likely made a joke at home and the kid took it to heart.