Just a sampling. Almost the whole feed was here's a broken water main, I need a free housecleaner or CNA, here's my lawn mowing service, and then these types of posts...
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Nextdoor posts be like:
"GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY WAS ON MY RING CAMERA AND I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM OMG THEY CLAIMED THEY WERE SELLING COOKIES BUT IDK PROBABLY A SETUP."
John S: "Get a gun."
Rambo Smith: "They'll feel real brave when I show em Smith & Wesson, those ar my 2 dobermans....and muh gun."
Beverly Josephine: "Get a dog you won't love just for security like I did. And a gun."
Jimmithy Crackenbaum: "Biden's amerca and tey lbral ajenda I tell everyone all teh tim but this is Kalikommunistafornya's fault, vote for the screaming orange cheeto, peepl!!"
Post from Jill Goobersnacker: "TO THE PERSON WHO MOVED MY TRASH CAN. WHY?!?!"
Bob Sminkers: "Get a gun."
Jane Gumdapper: "Probably a homeless? Driving down property values smh."
Billy Wonkers: "Jane Gumdapper that's not very nice they're people too."
Jane Gumdapper: "Billy Wonkers YOU INVITE THEM IN YOUR HOUSE THEN!!"
Jimmithy Crackenbaum: "Back in my day people didn't steal trahcans in Texas we just shot em but liberals are liberalling america with liberalness an i can't just shoot people the youth of this generation im so lonely maga."
In my neck of the woods we also get these classics:
Post from Jennifer DiGiacomo Cacciatore, CRS ABR SFR: "GUNSHOTS LAST NIGHT???"
"Last night I heard GUNSHOTS!!!!! Who else heard GUNSHOTS?!?!?! I can't believe someone would be commiting such acts of violence within a day of (the Fourth of July / Memorial Day / Veterans Day / New Year's)!!!! It sounded like several loud booming sounds, each accompanied by red flashes, followed by a sizzle. Is that some kind of tactical assault gun????"
Post from Andre Garcia: "Young male thug casing neighborhood???"
"Two days now I have seen a young male between 5'8" and 6'4" walking down MY street, dressed like a thug in a HOODED sweatshirt, red shorts, and JORDANS! I couldn't see his face but I could see from his ashy legs that he is one of those. What business would he have bringing his negroid behaviors here? I live in this neighborhood because I can pass, nobody's mentioned ICE to me in years. Has anyone else seen this criminal?? We need to get him locked up!!"
I think...I think we just may live in the same neck of the woods!
That was...An incredibly accurate work of satirical ART and had me rolling the whole time. You've definitely outdone mine! XD 😂
...Man it's so sad tho.
Uncanny