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[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Mmm, had a cat leave half a rat in my shoe one night. "You're welcome."

[-] StellW@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Well, it's not like you were going to catch it yourself. The cat just knew if he didn't give you half his rat you'd die of starvation.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

It was possibly also a comment on the low quality of catfood I was providing. "Saute this lightly and serve with the jus. Chop chop!"

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

How would you know that he killed an intruder if he doesn't show proof!?

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