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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
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Lean beef.One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
So it's supposed to be a three-part joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak