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What is the appropriate way to convince humans to invite me into their home? (beehaw.org)
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I have seen so many different approaches to ingress be responded to by Lemmings as inappropriate or creepy, much of it hypocritical to other responses, but I digress: is there ANY appropriate way that everyone can agree on for convincing humans to invite you past their threshold?

From the collective consciousness of Lemmy comments I have read, my impression is that the only appropriate thing is to be born into a coterie with thralls already and never make any moves or even so much as look at a human in your unlifetime.

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[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Ask if they have a bush or tree you can urinate or defecate on lmao.