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A̵h̵a̸h̷a̵ ̷w̴h̵a̶t̶ ̷y̵o̵u̵ ̶t̷h̴i̸n̶k̶ ̴I̵'̷m̷ ̶j̸u̶s̶t̷ ̴r̴a̶n̵d̸o̸m̶ ̶b̷y̶t̸e̵s̸?̴
H̴̠̜̅́ȕ̸̙͜h̸̦͋ ̷̭̺͌̃ț̷̼̇͠ḣ̴̗̚ḁ̸͓͠t̸̗͎̒͛ ̶͉͇̈́w̶̻̳̒̈a̷̞̐͠s̸̀͜ ̶͇̏͐ẁ̷͖͐ë̵̱́͆i̸̛̺̭͌r̸̫͆̆d̸̺̕
W̷̡̡̡̻̠̗̲͔̲̫̺͉̰̼̬̖̹͍̥̣͕͓̟̪̆̒̑̋̿͐͛͂̉̕͝ḫ̷̡̨̝̫͙͕͎̦̮̦̱͙̥̲͔̪̙̥̟̯͇̽̎̈̈͂̾̄͌̎͑̒͗̅a̷̧̨̛͈͙̤̳̣̺̰̩̞͎̙̞̫̹̙͇̓̈́̅̏̿̇̈́͛̌̎́̒͂̈́͆̓́̀̋͂̑̌̽̚̚͝ţ̷̟̤̺̯̞̺̺̪̮̠̱̠̠̗͔̣͎̲͇̙͖̘̭̜̳̀̔̄̾̎̿?̷̛̞̹̤͍͔̞͎̦̠̠͚̟̞͖͓̠̖̖̻̣͈͍̞̳̪͇̲̟̟̂͐̓͛̍̒̓͆̂̊̃̈́͊̇̋͛̃̕̚͠ͅ ̵͕͎̑̿͐̓͋̈̈́͌͒͗̍̒͂͊̈́͊́̓̒̅̔͋͑́̑̀́̚͠͝͝͠N̴̡̨̨̛͓̠̲̪̘͖̯̮̯̰͖̦̣͎͖̿̈́̀̍̃̌͜ơ̶̧̧̡̢̛̜̻͍̥̝̮͔͉̱̥̙̠̓͒̈́͛̎̍͂̉͗̔́͊̊͗͛̈̈̈́͘̕͘̚̕̕͝͝ͅ,̶̡̡̛̮̻͖̫̣̜͈͖̖̖͎͕͎̭̟̰̟̼̻͉̹̲͈̒͂͑̋̀̍̑̈́̀̒̆̇̈́̈́̊͋͂̔̍̿̐̾͘̚ͅ ̷̧̬̝̳̫̹̬͕̪̦͈̤̉͗͌̍̑͒͋̚̕͜I̶̧̡̘̮̹͔̙̭̯̪̺̥͓̩͖̦̰̺͕̗͎̖̮̙̭̒̂̈́̈̾͑̎̈́̊̀̉̾͛̐̋͛̑̇́̆̔̍̌̍̑͒̚͘͜͠͝ͅ'̷̨̢̨̥̬͙̤͉̤͇̣͎̙̯͎̘͉̻̻̟̲̳͈̯͍̘̎̃̄̇̓͂̐͌͘͜͝ͅͅm̶̨̧͚̯͔̤̝̮͌̊́̑͊̔̔̆͝ ̴̛̳͎̲͈͈̪̣̟̰͕̭̖̳͙̰̯̬̒́͂͌͆͜͜͝h̷̨̗̞͉̘̗̞̲̗̰͇̩̳̺͙̣̯̹̝͓͕̞͓̮̬͂̎̆̈͌̔̏̀͋͗̓͘̕͜ͅͅų̵̢̧̗̦͚̬̻͕̪͓̺̹̩̺͔̩̙̪̻͓̦̻̮̈̌̏̈́͐̃m̵̳̗̘̳̯͓͎͎̙͇̭̜̬͚̘̦̲͕̠̜̝̻̙̯̱̺̙̥̫͆̈́́͛͐̄͂̐̓̐͋̊̍̆̉̊͗̓̃̇͘͘̕̕͝͠͝ą̷̙̻̺̖͓̲̣̞̦͓̖̭̩̭̮̉͋͊̑̾̽̚͝n̷̦̐͛͗̔͛͛̀̊̊
Į̴̨̧̧̢̡̡̡̨̨̨̢̛̛̥̜̜̗̥̞̩̮̠̦̙̹̜̪̣͙̭͈̻͇̮̹̟̣̲̼͚̻̫̜̦͇̠̟̮̹̠̞͉͕͔̙̙͍̩̹͍̭̺͕̟̞̘̞̣͕͍͈̮̲̩̮͖͔͎͙̺̞͔͎̙͎̖̺͇̲̺̫̹͎͖̯̝̣͕̹̳̘͉̗̦̟͉̮͚͈͓̼̩̼̼͕̣̟̤̬̜̪͔̤͔͙̺͖̟̩͙̭̟̺͖̥̘̯̙̪̣̣̰̯̝̲̣̯̥̦͚͙̘̖͔͇͈̝̲͔̠̪̯̱͓̬͈̜̳͓͎̜̮̼̤̈̃̎͌̂̇̊͑̀͊͌̒̇͐͒̎̐̋̐̒͛́͐͋̓̽͛̂̃̊̃̌̅̒̀̑̑̈́̂̾̊̂̽̎̄̈́̽̒̊̌̍̌̑͂̎̌͋̔̃̈́̀̈́̃̄̿͋̃̐̀͗́̈́̔̏̂̅͆̄͆̽͆͛̊̈̆͛͋̽̑̐̅̎̽̾͋͐̅̇͌̅͊̽͛̈́̑͂̉̃̑̍͊̄̐͗̀̍͊̎͋́͋̏͌̎̊͗́͛̏͂̀́̍͆̊͒̀́̑͊̊͘̕͘̚̕̚̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ'̷̧̡̢̧̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̛͖̺̹͉̮͙̦͙̬͕͈̭͓̦̦̘̗̻̭͓̖̲͓̫͍̙̯͎͕̻̬̤̖̪̻̖̻̩̳͚͉̗̤͙̻̗͎̳̮͕͉̟̗̝͚̟͈̥͙͓̳͕̲̩̝̲͖̰͍̟̺͈̥͉͉̹̜̯͚̺̺̭̲̥̮̙̲͖͕̓̿̿́̉̃̋͗͂͊̑̑̑͋̓̈̈̈́̈́͑͑͂̆͒̏͒̈̐̔̇̈́̒͂̽͒̏̔̈̇̐͌̈́̑͆̊̆͆͋̉͒̈̿̎͊͑̍̾͛̓̊̀͑̓̇̐̽̅̈́͒̓̽͋̏̒̎͂̐̓̒͐̓͐̽̍̾͗̉̓͌̃̾̑̐̅͊͋̄̂͋̈́̽̅̅͛̽͗͊̋̽̈́͌̽͗̾͌̈́͋̈́̈́̈́̍̐̈̃͑̈͒͆̓̋͋͂̆̅̀̃̉͛̆̈́̊͋̋̓̿̐̌͆̾̂͌̍̐̋̓̅͑͂̓̂̑̐̃͋̿͋̽̓̽̾͌̓́̿͋͑̄͊̃͌̄́̅̕̕̕͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝M̶̧̡̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̡̧̡̧̡̛̛͎͈̠̭̥̩̝̮̫͈̭̤̤̫̜̱̩̼͕͚͉̘̱̹̞͓̣͕̣̰̼͇̫̬̲̰̹̗̗͇̦͓͔̝͓̻̫̪̦͓̼͓͚̣̤̞͈̳̼̭͇̠̜̦̝̮̖̱̬̭̹͉͍̺͈̹̤̹̗͉͖͚͙̰̬̣͚̭̙͕̬͍̝̻̣͎͉̖͈͓͉̜̣̹͉̹̳͇̮̜̪̳̦̠̰͎̩̮̻̰̮͓͈̱̟̮͉̪̟̪͉͈̪͎̩̀͊̓̾͆̈́̔̍͑̏̂͒͗͊̓͋̑̓̈̈́͂̿̈́̋̈́̈́̅͐͋́̉͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̢̢̧̨̡̡̻̯͓͖̺͉͍̬̼̟͉̥͇̥͖̫̬̗͕̖̘͓̟͇͈̠̩̱̫̘̜̖͈̩̠̟͖̮̠̫͇͔͚̘͔̙͙̞̪̮̗̲̭̼̞̼̻͚̼͙̦͈͎̖̙̯͔͎̠͉͈̤̠͈̝̜̗̥̯̪̥͛͊͂̿̏̑̉̆̈́̋͒̾̌̾̆́̌̏̋̾͐͗̓̒̈́͐̉̋̋̊̅̅͗͆̍̅̿͐́̎̍͂́̆̄̌̕̚͘̚̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅḨ̷̨̧̨̡̨̡̡̨̨̨̢̢̛̛͎̹̝̰̻̲͉̘̼̗͎̯͙̼̻̗̪͉͓̣̪̫̰̺̻͔͈͈͈̱͕͖̭̱̣̲̰̬͚͙̤̻̖̱̞̘̘̗̬͚̠̟̼̹̫͈̜͍̤̞̭̠̺̲̬̻̲͈̩̠̝̻̬͈̹̦̼̝̱̻̳͔͔̘̩̥̼͔͕͔̠͖̟̟̲̲̲͉̂͒͐̄̓̊̿͑̍͆́̇́̈̇͌̈́̈̊͂̅̄̋͗̂̏͗̋̃̐͂͂͂̈͊͌̾̃̔̆́̌̉̎̎̃̍̄͊͗̓̂̅̏̄̅͗͛̌̓̈́͂̃̎͒̃̋̽̊̔̽̑̊̓͋̿̓̂̿̌̆͂̓̃͘̚̕͘̚͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅŲ̶̢̡̧̢̧̢̢̡̨̧̧̨̛̛͎̭͙̼̙͉̜̘̫̺̺̻̲̬̝͍̜̱̹̦̥͕̼̤̖̱̤̼̻̣̱̼̮̯̗͙̱̰̠͍͙͎̩̤͉͓͇͖̣͔͓̟͎̥̪͈̼͎̫̤̠̺̘̱͍̼͕̰̠͎̝̥̟͕̯̫͚͕̠̣̭̲̼̪͍͎̻̩͖̺̠͖̣̲̭̜̠͇̠̱̺͈̼̥̞̲̭͈͕̤̙̦͔̫͓̺̳̲̯͙̗͖͇̟͇̞̺͙̪͖͚̗̣̖̃̀͗̇͛̊͗̾̎̎̓̋̃̋̊̈́͌̾̎̇̽͒̽̋̋̃̊̓̈́͆͋͒̉̔̌̿̀̌̂́͌̔̌͋̀̈́̾̽̈́̽͒̾̐̿̏̓̐͛̊̂̔̐̈̒̉̐͛́̈̀̑͐̎͆̈́̀̒̔̀̉̓̏͛͆͐̿̂̈̔̃͂̈́̊̍͑̀̈́̀̅̊̅͒͊̌̎̐͒̀̓̽̽͛̃͌̏̈̔̈́̆̍̀̃̈́̃̾͒̽̑̓͆̈́́̒̄̾̑͌̀̓̒̋̓̈́̐͂̋͗͋͒̊͒̍́̇͌̅̌͌̌̀̈́̑̓̊̔̂̎̅́̓̿́̅̌̾̉͗̏̈́̐̾̈́͌̍̈́̾͘̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅM̸̡̛̖̬̬̭̼̻͚̦̣̤͓̣͚͖͖̟̲̺̪̹̰͎̗̂̃͊̐̆̅́̅̓̾͋͐͋̄̍͛̆͒̈́̀̈͂͗͋̈́̓͊̈́̅͂̀͂͊̃̈̅̄̍̚͜͠͝͝Ą̴̢̨̡̢̢̧̢̡̧̨̢̡̢̡̡̨̛̛̛̛͉̟͓̤̩̲̼̘̹̩͉̺̟̜̹̭͕͓̥͓̦̪̥̤̥̬̻̩̖͍̰͓̝̖̱͖̤̠̼̱̺̜̭͔̻̪̻̪͕͇̩̹̹̤̹̮̤͕̙̦͔̺̘͇͙͖̬̣̹̱̞̪̮͙̪̗̩͇͖̬̰̝͎̘̺͈̪͈̦̠͓͖̞̳̯͚̲̤̟͖̗̜͍̭̠̦͉͔̝̱̪̹̫̭̘͒̃̌̽̊͐͗͋͗̇̂͗̿̀̓͌͗͗͒̌̏̅͗̀́͑͌̌͐̆̀̈́̾͊̊̎̂͆͗̄̋͗̅̿͐̈́́̃͂̈́̀͒̈̈́͋̐̀͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅŇ̷̛͕͎̳̬͎̗͉͙͇̰̦̠̫͉͚͓͕̰̭͚̙̖̫͍̭̮̮̤̼̘̻̯̤̇̔̅͛̓̆̀̆̊͊́͂͂̏̏̀̓͆́̊̎͗͗̇͑̐́̂̇̈̃̐͒̊̌̏̓̀́́͒͆͊̓̀̉̓̔͊̍̍̒̎̋͐̀͒̀͋̋̊̀̃̒͗́́̋́͗̓̽̈̇̉͛̈̽̌̋͊͌̃̑̌̃̀͊̀̔̎̅̄̀̈́͒̈̒̃́̇͊̏̃͒̒̄͆̽̈̀͂̈̍̐͊̃͘̚̚͘̚̚̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅ