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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago (4 children)

it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes

what.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think that bit's for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

blood is a great baking substitute for eggs! low price! plentiful! yummy! blood is a GREAT egg substitute!!!

and and a the I of the and of of InI and we and orange and you

[–] Pretty_Critter@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

blodpannekaker

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Internet was a mistake.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

At least you're not reading slop

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

https://archive.org/details/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

[–] amon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

That link is staying blue thank you very much

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 4 days ago

spoiler

Chef's note: Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.

I'm not sure what I expected really...

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

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[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it's best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.