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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a gamer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For the same reason that Zelda doesn't start with his sword.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Zelda doesn’t start with his sword.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

To be fair, she gets a sword pretty early into Echoes of Wisdom.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And the same reason why Metal Gear starts with only a gun in his inventory

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

And the same reason why Mario doesn't start in his Super Saiyan form