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[โ€“] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Every time you see the dog give them their favorite rubbing(butt rub, tummy rub, ear rub),
  2. tell them they are the bestest in their favorite tone
  3. Hug them like you just came back from the future where they have been dead for months and you just had a terrible day.
  4. Make the dog plain cooked ground beef and mix it into their dry food, only do enough so you have to cook more every time.
  5. Daily hour long walks.
  6. Teach that treacherous bitch who's really the dogs best friend.
[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You need a dog hack added to your dog hack:

https://farmhounds.com/products/toppers-blood-sprinkles

One of multiple options. No ground beef required. Rub some into your skin and hair for even more effective results. Do it every time you get home from work before walking in the door so the dog always knows who really cares. Oh sure, she can sing. You provide the blood sprinkles.