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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty