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Anon goes on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It probably would but this is completely fake so it didn't

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Damn for 4chan, can't be bothered to properly flesh out their fantasies

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Playing devil's advocate here:

People also absolutely suck at reading profiles. They skim, see some things they like, and go for it. There's a terrifying amount who don't even read, just go based off pictures.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Surely if you only look at the picture you're only interested to fuck. Openly or deceptively.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

All true, but I stand by my assertion that this particular post is fake and/or gay

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Sure, first interactions maybe. But not when they already spoke a bunch and went on a date.