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[โ€“] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well there goes my dream of getting sucked off by a black hole!

[โ€“] logging_strict@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

and don't dismiss the bragging rights for being that guy with the longest penis ever

[โ€“] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Universe's longest needle dick.

Sounds like you can still get pulled by a black hole though!

Pulling, when done well, can be as nice and effective as sucking, and I'm sure black holes have a lot of experience in pulling things.