Can you please activate your webcams?
Please choose a sticky note color to use for this meeting
Please take one of these smiley stickers and tell the others how you feel now
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Good points.
One of my measures of an agile team is simply asking if they're agile.
I've never had an agile team say "yes, we're agile".
Best answer I've had was. "we do these standard agile things, we cheat in these ways that work for us, and we're currently adopting this process that we think we'll help".
Worst answer was "Yes. We're all SCRUM certified."