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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 72 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I've already gone over the fact that they are, in fact, gross, and you won't want to try more than one. But the thing is, if you buy a container, you can bring it to your friends and family and say, "Hey, want to try a salty drop that's supposed to taste like chicken noodle soup? They're gross."

Or, take them into the doctor/dentist/bank office and mix them into the bowl of hard candies.

[–] don@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago

That’s so evil, lol, I love it

[–] finley@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I did that, my dentist would definitely know it was me., Lol

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What kind of evil dentists has hard candies available in their lobby?

[–] finley@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Just the regular evil kind

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

So my take from this is that this could be a neat alternative to bullion and a funny gag gift. That's honestly not nearly as awful as I expected.

I've gotten salty candy at Asian markets, I'm sure of this has been done better elsewhere.