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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's just a vending machine with extra steps.

[–] doctortofu@reddthat.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Pretty on point for tech bros then - they keep "inventing" shit that already exists, but for some reason now requires an app, ~~blockchain~~ AI, or both (sorry, used an older buzzword first, but that one is already out of fashion).