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[–] Pokethat@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism"

humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they can't leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Also humans:

ayo evil plants aren’t evil enough. Let’s make little more evil baby plants and from those even more evil baby plants and let’s name the really evil one after a combination of a U.S. state and death itself and then put that shit on the tasty movers