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Lemmy is going to look more appealing as time goes on.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Whenever I see this referenced it makes me think of an old man I worked for named Olan. Olan was an asshole. He was a jerk. He was just a miserable old man with no redeeming qualities.

We did odd jobs for him because he was in a wheelchair and couldn't do them anymore. One time my brother was cleaning out a disgusting, moldy, vile stench filled chest freezer for him while he screeched at my brother for gagging, and chucking random shit at him for being "a whiny little faggot"

But the thing that makes me remember him when I hear "lemon stealing whore" is this day a friend visited him while we were there, and the friend asked about some guy who used to work for him

Friend: whatever happened to Bill?

Olan: fired him. He stole my battery terminal cleaners*

Friend: he did?

Olan: yeah. Died, too. Stung by some bees.

Friend: that's a shame

Olan: he's cleaning in batteries in hell now

*Terminal cleaners, if you don't know, are at most a 10 dollar item