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Anon finds a new way to get protein (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey my cat likes that one! Cheap, too

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I bought one for my cats a while ago. I was opening a can of something else (I forget, spam maybe) with the same pull off lid and they full on sprint towards me meowing like I hadn't just fed them an hour before.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Happens with cans of everything.

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

That’s cats for you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it was definitely the spam.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They actually really don't like spam lol.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

More for me, then.