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[โ€“] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 133 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] olafurp@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] dukk@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[โ€“] dodslaser@feddit.nu 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[โ€“] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I prefer "master"

[โ€“] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[โ€“] Quik@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

is that not what i said ?

[โ€“] mac@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol