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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I'd say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order.....

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This was a marketing gimmick, they had guards to make sure no one actually broke it

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well that changes things. Then probably some fluro vest wearing people (one carrying a clipboard) would unexpectedly turn up from the 'council' and want to take the exhibit away early cause they got the call there were some 'thieving bastards' about and you couldn't trust anyone.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

5 ) Boomerang