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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should be able to bust it open using liquid nitrogen and warn water. I don't think that the glass is made for being able to tank temperature differences of over 200°C

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

A crowbar to the side is what eventually broke it open.