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[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When my GF beat me in Soul Caliber, I knew she was the one.

My wife beat me at MarioKart at a party in my apt. And well, that's where it started lmao.

Bitch didn't even know how to drift and just snaked that victory out from under me.