That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ace Attorney 'Objection' bubble

You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

HOW DARE YOU!!

Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

*ill