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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon self-improves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they're happier with their gym routine than they are with their girlfriend, she's the wrong girlfriend. Anon did it right.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's telling the only things he said about her was that she's asian, makes him food and has sex with him.

Annon has very 4chan-esque ideas about what a relationship is about and what he should get from it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup, a good SO fit will make you want to be better.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

could also be aromantic and just doesn't know it