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Doctors warn of rise in nail glue mistaken for eye drops (local12.com)

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There is significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty book smart. I'm a theoretical physicist. This could very easily happen to me. Luckily, I don't keep strong glue, so the only time it happened it was oily ear drops in my eyes that made my vision blurry for a little while.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I dunno, maybe I'm just very protective of my eyes. I always check expiration dates on eye drops, forget about not realizing IT'S GLUE.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I guess I don't check my eye drops as much because I tend to finish them long before they expire. Routine things that only take a few seconds are easy to do without paying attention either way though.