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[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put one end of those mini keychain measuring tapes down you peehole and pull it to the end to where the end of your penis is.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also regret you asking