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[โ€“] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 24 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

My wife was digging around under our bed for something and asked me to help pull her out, so I ran up and cried "oh no step-wife, you're stuck" and briefly dry humped her (don't worry I pulled ^her^ out). She said she bruised her ribs from laughing so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] PeteZa@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your wife sounds pretty chill lol

[โ€“] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

She really is wonderful.

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