My wife was digging around under our bed for something and asked me to help pull her out, so I ran up and cried "oh no step-wife, you're stuck" and briefly dry humped her (don't worry I pulled ^her^ out). She said she bruised her ribs from laughing so hard 😂

[–] PeteZa@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Your wife sounds pretty chill lol

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

She really is wonderful.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

She has a great sense of humour, you should marry her!

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

I should! Just gotta grab her wedding ring so I can size a ring for her!

Seriously though, we actually joke about that all the time. We were good friends back in high school (way back in the 2000s), but "took the long way around" (long story), then reconnected and finally got married a couple years ago. Worked out great.