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[โ€“] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My wife was digging around under our bed for something and asked me to help pull her out, so I ran up and cried "oh no step-wife, you're stuck" and briefly dry humped her (don't worry I pulled ^her^ out). She said she bruised her ribs from laughing so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] PeteZa@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your wife sounds pretty chill lol

[โ€“] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

She really is wonderful.

[โ€“] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She has a great sense of humour, you should marry her!

[โ€“] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I should! Just gotta grab her wedding ring so I can size a ring for her!

Seriously though, we actually joke about that all the time. We were good friends back in high school (way back in the 2000s), but "took the long way around" (long story), then reconnected and finally got married a couple years ago. Worked out great.