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Another post here claimed 5e was too complicated. To that person, I can only say, you're welcome. These rules are extremely simple and always apply!

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[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Yandere, American (I assume this means either blonde or red white and blue), 5, named Gun Bunny. Personal defense weapon is a Carl Gustav 84mm recoilless rifle, unless the GM allows an M28 Davy Crocket (literally a nuclear bazooka).

It took me about five seconds to create this character, and now I kind of want to actually play the game.

[–] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"American" hair color means your hair is an animated gif of the american flag blowing in the wind (regardless of actual weather conditions), which is somehow fully visible from any angle. You also have a bald eagle nesting in that hair. The eagle dual wields AK-47s.

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The eagle dual wields ~~AK-47s~~ m16s.

beeg emojigun-unity

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