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[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone want to work on their functional strength? It would be my honour to allow you to come over and mop my floors and scrub my bathroom.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Scrub? How long has it been, you filthy animal?

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OK a bit of hyperbole on my part but I don't deny the filthy animal allegations.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You make it sound like throwing you in the trough at the Laird would be welcome

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had a few trough guys at kink nights I've done security at.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The infamous one I know is rather nice if you can ignore that bit

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

TBH working as a bouncer, the 90s/00s BDSM crowd was probably my favourite for crowd behaviour. They didn't get messy intoxicated. They were big on respect and consent. If anyone behaved really badly, they were ostracised from the community.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Close but I'm the pisser not the pissee.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah. Not my flag, but we never thought that ๐Ÿ˜บ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

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Here's a tip. Spray the shower with a cleaning product. Clean the basin, bath and floor then get in the shower and clean that, then yourself. You've got this!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I do need to work out ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ