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Anon needs money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

100% cops DO NOT like opening misdemeanor cases ever. It hurts their felony conviction rate that gets them all their raises and promotions.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Burglary isnt a felony?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That it is. And I imagine a number of these are a neighbor, like in this case.