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Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Johanno@feddit.org 125 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When I read brownies I thought of the food. The cake.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Was wondering why Anon was so unhappy about brownies at first lol.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

I thought bruh was gonna accidentally get high and have a good time smh

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Probably a good thing, every time I've looked at 4chan I've seen a lot of people stuck in some very dumb patterns of thought.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Oh a bake sale!

Oh...

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I decided it must mean poop.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh... Oh no. You're right. I just wanted brownies.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah I was confused at that too. First thought food, nah won't be that. Girl guiding group perhaps? Probably not, and can't see why it would matter. What about poops floating in the water or stains on benches? That could fit. Oh, its racism. Of course.