this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a cat "owner" I'd have to agree. That bitch will be the death of me one way or another. I hate her. She is a demon. A monster. A creature of malice and detestation. She is malevolence made flesh. I hate her. I would kill anyone who hurt her and would gladly die for her. The bitch.

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean queen, not bitch.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Her mass warped affected the internal circuitry of the computer and changed the text, my apologies.

[–] Nmyownworld@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I call my cats by pet names of, sweetie, bunny (I have no idea why I call cats bunnies), love. I also call them by the pet names of bogan, hooligan, and ruffian. "Which one of you hooligans did this?" is an often used phrase in my home. My cats are very good at looking innocent when they are guilty; and looking guilty when they've done nothing wrong. They drive me crazy. I love them with all my being.