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Weren't you pretending to be Belgian? Can't keep stories straight, that's going to come up in the performance review.
What in your deranged mind makes you think I'm not?
Drinking vodka can only be done by Russians?
Man you're even weirder than I thought.
Oh no, definitely "Belgians" also do it. For sure. Like... koniechna.
You probably don't as an ignorant tasteless american peasant since nobody export their good stuff over there and you get shitty quality.
Probably only have Eristoff to put in your sugarry drink.
" koniechna." not even going to Google that, I know it's probably you trying to be clever, but you lack that cappacity (among many other things)
Capacity*
pedantic*
Nope, just educated.
In the one language you speak probably, unlike my 5
So at most one proper and the rest as bad as English?
Again, what languages do you master Agent Deflector?
And wow, you found ONE mistake in all my replies to your BS. So besides being a nazi fanboy and a total dick you're also incredibly petty? Maybe work on that instead of pointing fingers at your betters.
Relax, comrade. Are you paid by the letter?
Still in your cringe 'comrade' phase?
Is that what you can come up with at the start of your shift?
You've exhausted all your platitudes it seems. You went from fun to make fun at to boring and annoying, time to block you and throw you in the garbage where you belong.
Da, plenty of letter. Harasho!