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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

... What?

6 paragraphs for 'old mate fed himself to a tiger'.

[–] Rivalarrival 1 points 1 hour ago

While they were walking, the Bodhisattva notices something extremely terrifying. He saw a tigress, which looked weak and hungry. The tigress was about to devour her own cubs. Now, that moved the Bodhisattva’s heart. He did not want the poor animal to suffer the guilt of eating her own cubs. So, he came up with an idea.

He sliced the disciple's throat, and enjoyed the remainder of his walk in silence.