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[–] Zellith@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

"How many soldiers' lives are worth the life of one homosexual?"

"Seven."

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

"God bless America, and her gays"

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I will never not watch this video when I come across it. Precious, precious video

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

piped bot where