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Anon is an alpha male (sh.itjust.works)

No. 9559967
stories of us being alpha
>at a (straight) club with my bros
>some obviously drunk removed comes up to me
>tells me i have really nice nice eyes and that he just had to come talk to me and he wants to buy me a drink
>i have a mind to knock this guy the fuck out
>tell him i'm not a removed and push him really hard
>he's on the ground soaking wet from spilling his drink on himself
>call my bros over
>we're surrounding him and verbally abusing him he literally starts crying
>we tell him to just get the fuck out of here

No. 9559970
Sounds stupid and not alpha, OP.

No. 9559971
that's what he gets for being a poofter

No. 9559988
>>9559970
how was i not alpha?
if i'm not alpha then no one is.

>>9559967
Fuck, that's alpha..if you were in 6th grade. take it from a real Alpha

>>Go to the library often during finals (junior year)
>>Notice this one kid who is always there
>>After finals he is still there
>>Hear stories about homeless college students who sleep in libraries
>>Feelsbadman.jpg
>>Talk to him
>>Find out he's actually a cool guy
>>He hides the fact that he's homeless
>>Me and my crew take him in
>>Make him feel wanted
>>He was reluctant at first
>>He opens up to us about his situation (end of junior year)
>>Homeless after his mom died
>>Never knew his father
>>No brothers or sister
>>Decided College was all he had left
>>Grants don't cover room and board
>>Has no money
>>Dude is Auschwitz mode
>>Told us in a group, we were all crying.
>>Manly tears
>>No bro left behind
>>We offer him our places to stay
>>We make sure he take care of him
>>Dude was pretty prideful, didn't do well taking help
>>Made a deal, he accepted our help and he would help me out at the gym as my spotter as well as study (smart motherfucker)
>>4 years go by
>>I no longer have a friend
>>I now have a brother who is /fit/
>>(My family actually adopted him)
>>brother has his own place and was crawling in removed and took one and put a ring on it.

That's real alpha mode you dick.

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[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 9 months ago

Which is obvious once you realize there's no way that wild wolwes would have learnt the Greek alphabet on their own.

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