this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Everyone knows you must sharpen them with real stones from the home planet, lubricated with the blood of your enemies.
I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?
Have you seen olive oil prices lately? You enemies blood is definitely cheaper.
If you can't get fresh, instant is fine
I think this is one of those times when there's really no substitute for producing your own.
Olive oil is too thick and will go rancid and harden. Use mineral oils
I've definitely heard of people using it. Although I've also heard an oil with a higher smoke point may be better.