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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 227 points 1 month ago (12 children)

OP is already living with their partner and making the kid breakfast? and they're worrying about their relationship getting too serious?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (9 children)

They might not be living there, just staying over.

Which is like, tomato tomato, but it's a distinction

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The weird part about them staying over is that their partner isn't also home, since they have to text them this information. That makes me think the idea is they're living together. Also in either case it implies that OP is taking care of the kid, since I don't think you should just leave an eight yr old home alone.

[–] Anne@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Possibly she texted him so that the kid wouldn't overhear them talking about his gift. My daughter's Dad and I used to do that all the time, especially for private talks that we thought might hurt her feelings.

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