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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (21 children)

No money, no friends? Maybe that a signal it's time to take a break from the screen

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] flippinfreebird 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I've never found anything close to a friend or a money.

[–] flippinfreebird 4 points 1 week ago

I imagine you haven't found fees or foes, though.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

[–] flippinfreebird 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Including crabs

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

https://freedoom.github.io/

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[–] flippinfreebird 2 points 1 week ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

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