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[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] flippinfreebird 5 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[–] flippinfreebird 2 points 1 week ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.

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