this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 195 points 1 month ago (12 children)

bro is having a rough time, and all his 'friends' abandon him and him his problems are wrong . . .

First greentext that's actually believable

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Time and place for everything.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You usually don't choose when you have a mental breakdown. The big thing here is that he crashed out and not a single one of his friends cared about his wellbeing enough to try and help. Just got told to go to a doctor.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 month ago

"Oh you broke your arm? Don't worry bro we will support you and set your arm right. No doctor needed."

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