this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (21 children)

No money, no friends? Maybe that a signal it's time to take a break from the screen

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] flippinfreebird 5 points 1 month ago (9 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

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