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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Apparently you can't swear in YouTube comments anymore.

When did that happen?

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Within the last year. Everyone decided that McDonald's doesn't want burger ads next to no no words and it's ruined the mainstream Internet

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fuck shit bitch piss fucking cunt shit snargletooth fucked asshole bitch cock.

Ahhh.... Feels good.

A true pity over the mainstream internet though. The timeframe in which it was beautiful... Was brief. Maybe someday it can be, again. 🥂 A revoir.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago

I dream of a pure information protocol. Kinda like RSS, but... More.

  • allow any piece of information (news article, DM, sensor reading,...) to be wrapped in a standard format
  • subscribe to any number of source directly or indirectly (e.g. through a self-hosted relay server)
  • allow networks to define default data sources (e.g. get sensor data from machines as soon as you are connected to corporate networks
  • make the data declare what UI elements are required,
  • but allow clients to display them however the fuck they want
  • allow user to assign priorities statically or programmatically to any source, and to filter, sort, categorize based on it

Essentially: I want "the feed" from universes like The Expanse

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