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You missed the part where not all LASIK procedures are "bladeless". As in: there is an eye knife and guess which way you gotta look for that to work.
Bonus:
I don't have eye problems of any kind. Don't even need reading glasses....
And even I cried upon reading this.
just wait you'll get there