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2 Men Are Sentenced in Theft of Golden Toilet (www.nytimes.com)

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The tale of the stolen gold toilet has come to a close. [...] Two men who stole an 18-carat commode from Blenheim Palace in England in 2019 were sentenced on Friday to two to four years in prison for their roles in the theft.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Shitty sentence

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, i had to sit down for this one

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 12 hours ago

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!