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But I'm different. I'll be the benevolent exploiter and all my employees will be happy and we'll have parties in the break room all the time.
What's better than pizza parties to make your employees feel not exploited?
oh, i know this one! It's two pizza parties!
No, next it will be a mandatory happy hour.
Stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat them in reverse!
"Hope you're all enjoying your pizza there, guys, it just shows how much fun this company is to work for. But time's a wastin'. Rest assured there will be more company-sanctioned fun soon"