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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This reminds me of the conversation I had with my co workers the other day. They basically warned don't do to your 10th/15th year class reunion, especially if you're in a relationship. All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly... aren't. And they're HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly… aren’t. And they’re HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

Had a friend who joked that if anyone questioned whether she was still hot, they only had to count the rings.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

But to do that you'd have to cut her in half

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