this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
297 points (98.4% liked)

Not The Onion

17082 readers
703 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] nthavoc 114 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nthavoc 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Nobody will ever wear these" Costume designer

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

They’re actually not horrible.

[–] oyo@lemmy.zip 10 points 19 hours ago

That's the only thing he got wrong... Now it's "Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice."

load more comments (3 replies)